I'm gonna have a badass scar
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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