And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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