this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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