we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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