Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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