I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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