Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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