i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
17 year olds will be the death of me.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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