There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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