I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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