Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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