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(516): View more from New York

sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?

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(318): View more from Louisiana

i was rollin on her like bob the builder

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(214): View more from Texas

Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.

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(231): View more from Michigan

I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1

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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!

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(415): View more from California

Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.

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(714): View more from California

I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.

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(904): View more from Florida

It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend

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(305): View more from Florida

He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!

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