u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I think I won the penis lottery.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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