we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You can't just leave with hair like that
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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