If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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