I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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