it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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