Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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