Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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