I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
her vagine was all disorganized.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Best friends brother. Beat that.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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