I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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