I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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