I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
