So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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