Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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