My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Randomize
