Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
It was like giving head to a cactus.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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