we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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