Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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