Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Even my vagina gasped.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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