Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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