I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Randomize
