it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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