I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Let's get the cat blown out
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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