swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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