I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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