Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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