new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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