what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
It's never too late to be topless.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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