Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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