Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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