I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
We need to get me chipped asap
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Randomize
