do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Randomize
