what if I'm pregnant?
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she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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