Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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