It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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