Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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