Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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