If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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