she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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