the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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