I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She even gives head with a lisp.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
